A LamppostIt’s how they did it that really gets me thinking. It isn’t uncommon to awaken the morning after a night out with some of your not-so-close mates, tied to a lamppost, a tree, a bus stop or if they’re a bit more inventive a post box, resulting in all kinds of awkward encounters with the postman, as he attempts to retrieve the letters whilst paying as little attention to hung-over teenager at his feet as is humanly possible. But this…..this is something else entirely. When you wake up with every limb fastening you to the top of a lamppost, you can’t help but to make the feelings of embarA Lamppost
The Gnomeish Gentleman He was free again. It was his quickest escape ever and he had even managed to pickpocket the guard. He was feeling kind of disappointed, because he had been hoping for a more challenging escape than his first two but instead it had been the easiest ever. He saluted to the jail, in a mocking way, before marching off. “And finally I’ll be needing your height, Mr Murnig,” said the Taylor while stifling a laugh. The Taylor stood up, a few seconds later and examineThe Gnomeish Gentleman
Urgh, Exams...
Miserable
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~July 31~
It's 31st July which means it's your special day. Hoping you have a fantastic birthday, get some nice gifts and generally get to enjoy it lots.
All the best and much love from the birthdays team to you
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Birthdays Team
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monsters for sale, monsters for sale oh won't you buy a monster thats for sale they scream and they cry.
so i cant understand why no
one would buy
a monster
for sale.
Here's the deal, I fav the good stuff so long as you keep churning it out, sound good?
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"If you take an onion and an egg, and try to put them in the same shell, you get something that is neither an onion or an egg." The wise words of Paul Murton.
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