Current Residence: A freezer
Favourite genre of music: Usualy whatever goes with the anime I'm watching
A LamppostIts how they did it that really gets me thinking. It isnt uncommon to awaken the morning after a night out with some of your not-so-close mates, tied to a lamppost, a tree, a bus stop or if theyre a bit more inventive a post box, resulting in all kinds of awkward encounters with the postman, as he attempts to retrieve the letters whilst paying as little attention to hung-over teenager at his feet as is humanly possible. But this ..this is something else entirely. When you wake up with every limb fastening you to the top of a lamppost, you cant help but to make the feelings of embarrassment and regret wait for the impressed awe and begrudged amusement to pass. Ah well, least Ive still got my clothes this time.A Lamppost by Godfrey-Greyhaven
The Gnomeish Gentleman He was free again. It was his quickest escape ever and he had even managed to pickpocket the guard. He was feeling kind of disappointed, because he had been hoping for a more challenging escape than his first two but instead it had been the easiest ever. He saluted to the jail, in a mocking way, before marching off.The Gnomeish Gentleman by Godfrey-Greyhaven
And finally Ill be needing your height, Mr Murnig, said the Taylor while stifling a laugh.
The Taylor stood up, a few seconds later and examined his measuring tape. It almost showed exactly 37 inches. It would be quite
Interesting to work with a gnome but also reasonably challenging. He turned to face the gnome but found that his customer had only wanted a short stay.
Roondar Murnig was 24 and had been working as a bard and part time thi